Girlfriend and her friends.

I've been wanting to write this for a long time and finally after last night, I've the much needed inspiration to write this.

Like the title reads, girlfriend and her friends. This post will be about those guys out there that is going after a girl or just kick off with your new chicka.

Well, the point of this post is to tell you male population the importance of YOU creating a good and positive vibe with your girlfriend's chickas.

Many of the male population ask their female friends (constantly) one of the question below, few of them or all :

Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Why she won't like me?
What did i do wrong?
What did i not do?
Why did she dumped me?

Bla bla bla.....the list goes on, you get the idea.

Well the truth is, 40-70% of you NOT getting the girl you want goes to how you fair in front of her girlfriends.

Well, most girls have their own 'clan' or 'groupie'...

And the members of a girl's clan/groupie is almost like her parents, less stressful but much more punch.

Much more punch as in the percentage of you getting the girl or being with the girl for a long time. Why?

Cause her friends aka clan aka groupie plays a majorrrrrr influence on the guy they want her to be with. And you can be ignorant be saying to yourself, my girl if she love me she won't care what her friends think of me or something similar, YET, conscience bites. You wait, you wait.

I've my very own clan as well, me and my clan go way back, six years, six of us. Ok, this is not bout me, back to the topic, so yea, a girl's girlfriends are very very important.

Through the years, i've notice a couple of major mistakes you male population make in front of the girl's girlfriends. And here is the list in no particular order :

1. Keeping quiet. Till you turn invisible. *poof*
2. Talking non stop about yourself :
"I've 6 cats 4 dogs and a canary. But i love my canary most.....bla bla bla bla....."
3. Making a total fool of yourself.
Example : Running about the club screaming, "Polis mari polis mari" in English : "police raid police raid"
4. Telling tons of 18SX jokes.
I don't freaking care if it's funny or not, just plain wrong.
5. Just being plain L-A-M-E!
6. Being intimate with her.
Fondling, frenchies and lalala. total gross. get a room!
7. Asking questions and making statements that makes you sound like your parents!
"So you got how many A's for your SPM?"
Or
"Oh you study accounting, good good very good prospect can earn a lot of money."
8. Flirting with Her girlfriends. HELLO???
9. Making fun of Her, in front of Her girlfriends. Totally NOT cool.
10. NOT dressing up.
Come on la, first impression very important ok! I don't care you ManU fan, Arsenal fan or what ever. Don't wear your jersey, save it for football matches with your buds!
OR If you HAVE TO wear a jersey make sure not faded and look like salted vegetable?
And match it with a nice jeans/pants/ surfer pants with shoes (leather or not) or a nice pair of sandals not those 'selipar jepun'. Depends also the place you are going laaaa...

Don't need say everything right? = =

Tadaaa. 10 points. I could go on but those are major ones!

Major turn offs.

And another thing, IF you can afford to foot the bill, DO foot the bill. Especially during the FIRST time She is bringing You to meet her girlfriends. Even if not the whole bill, pay Her bill! If you can't even afford to pay Her share,

you can't afford a girlfriend la dude.

So, after the 10 major turn offs, many would be asking, What should I do then?

My answer, when she brings you to meet Her girlfriends, that means you are one step away from joy or sorrow. To summarize, here is what you need to do in three sentences:

1) Imagine she is bringing you to meet her parents.
2) Ask yourself how much you love that girl?
3) Be Yourself!


Do understand, the above three steps is not fool proof.
OR 100% works and I won't be liable to anything or anyone that follow those steps.
Trial and error. OR you are just not meant to be with her.

To conclude, be nice to Her girlfriends or

YOU are so not getting Her.

*evil laugh*

Frogs, boys and Men.

Who better to write an entry on frogs, boys and Men other then me, the most scandalous girl among my friends.

So back to the topic, as this post title reads, frogs, boys and Men.

In life girls have to kiss tons for frogs till one of those poof turns into a prince.

And if you are a girl which frog turned into a prince on your first kiss, you are either damn lucky or the price is a fake.

Well, I always believed of that 'frog poof prince' story...

Till recently! I have been conned by fairy tales. BAH!

Reality is, frogs WILL NEVER *poof* into princes. NUH UH!

Princes are not from frogs, ewww, imagine how disgusting that can be!

Princes are Men. M E N.

And with MEN, I don't mean any human with a penis! NOPE!

I mean Men. Well you see I classified males into 2 categories.

1. Boys

2. Men

Let me introduce the first category, Boys.

Boys are the group who we girls date mostly in the period of life where we are studying or just coming out to work. And girls meet boys all their life. Nope can't run away from me because boys are every where in Malaysia! TO describe 'boys', they want their own way and when they don't get it they throw tantrums, yep, like a 5 year old kid, only worst.

Then the second catagory, Men.

Oh Yums~Men are the group who we girls shall meet more in our life when we get a job, a career and move up the social ladder. Yes Men. Men are the prince we girls are looking for in life.

Why Men?

Men, does not make the girl he loves cry. Never.
Men, he is sure of himself yet gentle to Her.
Men, he solves problems, not create them.
Men, will make the girl he love smile, all the time.
Men, he is matured when it comes to life, yet yearns for Her tenderness.
Men, burdens he will carry, never to let Her carry.

The list goes on and on and on. But I shall stop here.

AND two major points that separates a man to a boy?

BOTH have octopus hands and hormones BUT
A man know how to keep his hands (and penis) to himself, for himself and for Her,
While, a boy DOES NOT.

A man gives,
While, a boy takes.

So, girls, STOP kissing frogs!

You just have to find a Man, your Man.

And when you find Him.

Don't ever let go.

And boys? Grow up, please.

090909?

the 24 hours of 090909 is finally over. and guess what?

09 SEPTEMBER 2009 WEDNESDAY

S-E-P-T-E-M-B-E-R = 9
W-E-D-N-E-S-D-A-Y = 9

COOL HUH?

Well the highlight of the newspaper of this auspicious day is of course Marriage.

And one of my not so close friend got proposed today. Read it off her facebook.

Many of my friends are like getting married around me and it's frightening.

Yes, frightening, for me.

WHY? I don't know.

So yea, just last night my God brother told me he is going to wed my sister in law next year. He is planning to purpose in January and the wedding will be around May or June. In a way, yippie I'm going to be brides maid. In another, I need to travel to Australia for the wedding. Where to dig money? Sigh!

BUT I'm going to find a way some how! He means lots to me. =)

So back to the topic of marriage.

Why the word marriage makes me feel all kinds of feelings that I can't put into words?

It's because I feel that I'm always stuck between two worlds and am trying hard to fit in. It's like a jigsaw puzzle where you turn and turn the piece and you realise it does not belong to the set and not with the second set either.

I'm a perfectionist when it comes down to things. I'm the type you do your best or you don't do at all that's me. And it's not a good thing.

Plus, juggling both studies and work makes me frus! Frus as in I don't even have time to breath juggling both but I feel like I'm not going anywhere. It's like something is missing and I'm not achieving something. When I'm frus, I give up.

When I give up, I give up on life itself, and when I give up I bug my boyfriend with one sentence :

Baby marry me, I don't want to study...


BLEAH! Very thick skinned right? Me proposing instead.

*jumps around*

Then he will be speechless and I get it and change topic. LOL

Being a Gemini I'm like Dell with a dual-core.

My first core is Pwencessa, the lil princess that goes ga-ga over cute stuff and pink stuff, that jumps around and does funny faces and dreams of her castle and prince charming on a white horse, carefree and contented.

My second core is Cris, the girl pretending to be a woman. Working her butt off for Anna Sui, Victoria Secret, MacbookPro and the TOP. Wanting to one day make Cris a brand. Herself as a brand. Dominating, fighting and jealous.

So you see, when there is this 2 cores, sometimes the wrong core comes out in a situation which demands the other core. And it's not the matter of switching it. Nah uh. It could take hours to change the core or bribery. And there is the time where both cores gets tangled up and comes out as one, oh the drama, it makes people's jaw drop and some wants to slap me but I go Wee.

In my post you might also notice that sometimes Pwencessa is the one writing and sometimes it's Cris.

I wonder if you could tell?

Cause I can't.