Frogs, boys and Men.

Who better to write an entry on frogs, boys and Men other then me, the most scandalous girl among my friends.

So back to the topic, as this post title reads, frogs, boys and Men.

In life girls have to kiss tons for frogs till one of those poof turns into a prince.

And if you are a girl which frog turned into a prince on your first kiss, you are either damn lucky or the price is a fake.

Well, I always believed of that 'frog poof prince' story...

Till recently! I have been conned by fairy tales. BAH!

Reality is, frogs WILL NEVER *poof* into princes. NUH UH!

Princes are not from frogs, ewww, imagine how disgusting that can be!

Princes are Men. M E N.

And with MEN, I don't mean any human with a penis! NOPE!

I mean Men. Well you see I classified males into 2 categories.

1. Boys

2. Men

Let me introduce the first category, Boys.

Boys are the group who we girls date mostly in the period of life where we are studying or just coming out to work. And girls meet boys all their life. Nope can't run away from me because boys are every where in Malaysia! TO describe 'boys', they want their own way and when they don't get it they throw tantrums, yep, like a 5 year old kid, only worst.

Then the second catagory, Men.

Oh Yums~Men are the group who we girls shall meet more in our life when we get a job, a career and move up the social ladder. Yes Men. Men are the prince we girls are looking for in life.

Why Men?

Men, does not make the girl he loves cry. Never.
Men, he is sure of himself yet gentle to Her.
Men, he solves problems, not create them.
Men, will make the girl he love smile, all the time.
Men, he is matured when it comes to life, yet yearns for Her tenderness.
Men, burdens he will carry, never to let Her carry.

The list goes on and on and on. But I shall stop here.

AND two major points that separates a man to a boy?

BOTH have octopus hands and hormones BUT
A man know how to keep his hands (and penis) to himself, for himself and for Her,
While, a boy DOES NOT.

A man gives,
While, a boy takes.

So, girls, STOP kissing frogs!

You just have to find a Man, your Man.

And when you find Him.

Don't ever let go.

And boys? Grow up, please.